T-shirts, mugs, koozies, yard signs, tumblers. Designed for Barcelona Lane — sold to anyone who gets the joke. Neighbors get the discount because that’s the whole point.
Red, white, and blue. BCS badge re-cut in flag colors. Slogan: “Free your grass from the tyranny of weeds.” Available through July 4 and a short cooldown window — then they’re gone until next summer.
Soft cotton. Red/white/blue BCS badge on the front pocket. Full Independence Day artwork on the back: “Free your grass from the tyranny of weeds.” Limited run.
Ceramic, 11 oz, dishwasher-safe. Red/white/blue badge on one side, “Free your grass from the tyranny of weeds” on the other. Limited run.
Five evergreen designs. Order through the link; print & ship handled by Printify. Allow 7–10 days.
Soft cotton. BCS badge on the front pocket. Pick one of four signature lines for the back: Bird Whisperer on Duty, No HOA Letters Since 2024, I Get Paid Before the Mechanic, or Barcelona Lane & the Immediate Vicinity.
Ceramic, 11 oz, dishwasher-safe. BCS badge on one side, one of four signature lines on the other: Bird Whisperer on Duty, No HOA Letters Since 2024, I Get Paid Before the Mechanic, or Barcelona Lane.
Standard can-cooler. BCS badge centered, “Barcelona Lane & the Immediate Vicinity” wrapped around. Pairs well with a porch and a Saturday.
Corrugated plastic with metal H-stake. Display in your yard after a job — one-time, or leave it as a quiet endorsement. The cleanest yards on Barcelona Lane already have one ordered.
Double-walled stainless steel. BCS badge on one face, “Barcelona Lane” on the other. Keeps coffee hot through a yard. Keeps water cold through a car. Doesn’t care which.
Print-on-demand. No inventory in my garage. Order ships from Printify's print partners. Most items arrive in 7–10 days.
Click the order button on any item above. It opens the Printify storefront page.
If you live on or near Barcelona Lane, type BARCELONA25 at checkout. 25% off, no expiration.
Printify makes it and ships it. You get tracking. Usually 7–10 days door-to-door.
If a neighbor asks where you got it, point them at this page. That’s the only marketing budget around here.