The Collection

Wear the lane.

T-shirts, mugs, koozies, yard signs, tumblers. Designed for Barcelona Lane — sold to anyone who gets the joke. Neighbors get the discount because that’s the whole point.

Barcelona Lane Neighbors
Use code BARCELONA25 at checkout for 25% off every item below. If you’re unsure whether you’re a neighbor — if you live within a five-minute walk of my driveway, you are. Use it.
Limited Edition

Independence Day, Free your grass.

Red, white, and blue. BCS badge re-cut in flag colors. Slogan: “Free your grass from the tyranny of weeds.” Available through July 4 and a short cooldown window — then they’re gone until next summer.

BCS Independence Day Edition t-shirt back graphic
T-shirt — Independence Day Edition

Soft cotton. Red/white/blue BCS badge on the front pocket. Full Independence Day artwork on the back: “Free your grass from the tyranny of weeds.” Limited run.

Regular
$36
Neighbor — saves 25%
$27
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BCS Independence Day Edition mug wrap design
Coffee mug — Independence Day Edition

Ceramic, 11 oz, dishwasher-safe. Red/white/blue badge on one side, “Free your grass from the tyranny of weeds” on the other. Limited run.

Regular
$20
Neighbor — saves 25%
$15
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The standard collection.

Five evergreen designs. Order through the link; print & ship handled by Printify. Allow 7–10 days.

Bird Whisperer on Duty back graphic No HOA Letters Since 2024 back graphic
I get paid before the mechanic back graphic Barcelona Lane and the immediate vicinity back graphic
T-shirt — 4 designs

Soft cotton. BCS badge on the front pocket. Pick one of four signature lines for the back: Bird Whisperer on Duty, No HOA Letters Since 2024, I Get Paid Before the Mechanic, or Barcelona Lane & the Immediate Vicinity.

Regular
$32
Neighbor — saves 25%
$24
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BCS logo mug preview
Coffee mug — 4 designs

Ceramic, 11 oz, dishwasher-safe. BCS badge on one side, one of four signature lines on the other: Bird Whisperer on Duty, No HOA Letters Since 2024, I Get Paid Before the Mechanic, or Barcelona Lane.

Regular
$18
Neighbor — saves 25%
$13.50
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BCS koozie preview
Koozie

Standard can-cooler. BCS badge centered, “Barcelona Lane & the Immediate Vicinity” wrapped around. Pairs well with a porch and a Saturday.

Regular
$15
Neighbor — saves 25%
$11.25
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BCS yard sign preview
Yard sign — 24×18

Corrugated plastic with metal H-stake. Display in your yard after a job — one-time, or leave it as a quiet endorsement. The cleanest yards on Barcelona Lane already have one ordered.

Regular
$35
Neighbor — saves 25%
$26.25
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BCS tumbler preview
Tumbler — Barcelona Lane (20 oz)

Double-walled stainless steel. BCS badge on one face, “Barcelona Lane” on the other. Keeps coffee hot through a yard. Keeps water cold through a car. Doesn’t care which.

Regular
$42
Neighbor — saves 25%
$31.50
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How this works.

Print-on-demand. No inventory in my garage. Order ships from Printify's print partners. Most items arrive in 7–10 days.

Step 01
Pick a product

Click the order button on any item above. It opens the Printify storefront page.

Step 02
Apply neighbor code

If you live on or near Barcelona Lane, type BARCELONA25 at checkout. 25% off, no expiration.

Step 03
Wait a week

Printify makes it and ships it. You get tracking. Usually 7–10 days door-to-door.

Step 04
Wear it / drink from it / sign your yard

If a neighbor asks where you got it, point them at this page. That’s the only marketing budget around here.

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