Car detailing in Little River, SC. Done in my driveway on Barcelona Lane — my water, my power, my products. You bring the car.
What this covers
Pick the level of detail. I show up to your place with the gear.
Vacuum, wipe-down, glass, leather/upholstery care, vents. The reset most cars need every quarter.
Hand wash, tire shine, exterior glass, decontamination. The work that makes a car photograph well.
Both, with extras. Engine bay clean-up, paint protection options, seat shampoo on request.
Quarterly or monthly recurring. Same car, same routine, lasting condition.
Where We Meet
No mobile rig. No travel fees. No extension cord drama. The detailing happens at one address — mine.
Before You Hire Me
“The car will look better than when I started. That is the entire claim. If you want it to look like the day you drove it off the lot, that's a different professional and a different price.”
“I'll get the bird stuff off the hood. I cannot get the bird stuff off your conscience for not getting it off sooner.”
“I work the interior with the products I have. If you have a stain that's been there since 2017, we'll have a frank conversation about it before I start.”
“Wax I use is from a regular store. It works. I will not be reading you the ingredient list.”
“If your vehicle is over 20 years old and you haven't washed it since the day you got it off of the car lot — don't call me.”
“If the inside of your car looks like someone was having hockey matches on top of Doritos and French fries, be prepared to receive a bill that looks like your mortgage payment.”
Pricing
Below market because we’re neighbors. No above-market rate exists — I don’t take work outside Barcelona Lane. However, if the work hasn’t been done in a while, we could far exceed market prices and go into supermarket prices. And we know how expensive things are now at the grocery store… oops, off track.
Hypothetically Speaking
“I am known on Barcelona Lane as the neighborhood bird whisperer. If a vehicle remains unpaid, I will quietly suggest to the birds that they hold their next neighborhood meeting on the hood, the roof, and the driver-side mirror. They are very responsive.”
“There's a tree on the next block that produces sap with surprising accuracy. We have an understanding.”
“Some say I have a special relationship with pollen. I can't confirm. I can only tell you which vehicles tend to develop a unique yellow patina.”
“There is a particular squirrel on Barcelona Lane who owes me a favor. I prefer not to call it in.”
“Cars I detail for paying clients stay clean for two weeks. Cars I detail for non-paying clients stay clean for forty-eight hours. The cause is unclear to science.”
“Don’t give my number out to anyone who still owes you money. The math doesn’t change when it comes to me. If they couldn’t pay you back for the lawn chair they borrowed two years ago, they’re not paying me for the yard. Spare us both.”
Schedule a detail
Send a message or call. I'll respond within a day.
Email me All contact optionsNo online booking widget — just a quick text or call. I'll come to you with the gear.
How to Pay
Four ways. None of them get bonus points. I have customers who use all four.
Tipping is never expected and never refused. Same goes for fresh-baked cookies at the door.
Recent Work
This is real. Two cars I had just finished detailing. Then the sky decided to participate.
